Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, Single White Female— what do these films have in common? None of them had Joan Crawford in them… UNTIL NOW! From the award-winning team that brought you Trog! Live comes a world premiere comedy that puts everybody’s favorite Mommie Dearest into all the female-driven thrillers she was born to play. Matthew Martin leads a cast of SF’s finest drag comedians in a madcap farce that just might kill you (with laughter) …because The Hand That Rocks the Crawford is the hand that rules the world! BYO Wire Hangers!

Starring:
Matthew Martin as JOAN CRAWFORD
Michael Phillis as MICHAEL DOUGLAS
Sara Toby Moore as SERGEANT/BOYFRIEND
Katya Smirnoff Skyy as BRUNETTE
Steven LeMay as DAUGHTER